Galactic Congress

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Jack Ohman)

In other news, the Arizona state legislature has shut down for a week because Rudy Giuliani has COVID-19 and he's been spreading it everywhere he goes trying to overturn the results of the presidential election.

Meanwhile, everyone can rejoice now that Melania Trump has announced that the ...White House tennis pavilion... is now open for business. The strangest thing about this is none of them even play tennis. Maybe Jared does?

Finally, Axios reports that Trump wants to hold a rally on his very last day in office.

President Trump is considering a made-for-TV grand finale: a White House departure on Marine One and final Air Force One flight to Florida for a political rally opposite Joe Biden's inauguration, sources familiar with the discussions tell Axios.

So, some of you may have noticed that my name has changed. I previously disclosed that I was planning to change my middle name, but my feelings and view of myself evolved significantly over the past several months. Both emotionally and physically, I've already changed far more than I ever thought possible and that led me to feel like I had outgrown my old name. I decided to change my first name as well to match who I am now.

S is for Sarah. It's nice to meet everyone.