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General Butt Naked

How could such a colossal maniac have such an hilarious name?

USA Today -- One of Liberia's most feared warlords, a rebel known as "Gen. Butt Naked," apologized last week for causing the deaths of some 20,000 people during a civil war in the African country.
Blayhi led a rebel contingent until 1996. During that time, he was known as Gen. Butt Naked because his fighters charged into battle wearing nothing but their boots. Since the fighting ended, Blayhi has become a born-again Christian and moved to Ghana. He returned to Liberia to testify about his crimes.

So he's a warlord, he's called "Butt Naked", and now he's a born-again Christian. Next stop? The Republican Party.