George W. Bush

George W. Bush's Poop Baggies


It was the first time Barney had ever been in an ordinary neighborhood, and Bush had to stop when the dog took liberties with a neighbor’s yard.

“And there I was, former President of the United States of America, with a plastic bag on my hand,” he recalled. “Life is returning back to normal.”

Wow. George W. Bush cleaning up shitpiles instead of, you know, making them.