The Media

Gleek Cock — I mean, Glenn Beck

"Glenn Beck" is such an unfortunate name. I go around all the time accidentally saying Glick Fuck. Glenn Dick. Glenda Dickfuck. WHOOPS! Did I just call him Glenda Dickfuck or Sped Fuckdicksuckcock? That's crazy of me.

Seriously, there are two guys on this planet who I'd go out of my way to pummel. Gleek Cockknockersuckfucker is one of -- WHOOPS AGAIN! Crap. I keep doing it. Damn him and his unfortunate last name.