Yes, Beck has principles. But I thought there was only one: "Say deliberately crazy things and mug to the camera with doughy punch-me face."
Seriously, check them out then tell me if they sound a little bit like a daily affirmation:
I don't have to be a great basketball player.
I don't have to dribble the ball fast, or throw the ball into the basket.
Because all I have to do is be the best Michael I can be.
Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit, people like me!