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Glenn Beck’s Nine Principles

Yes, Beck has principles. But I thought there was only one: "Say deliberately crazy things and mug to the camera with doughy punch-me face."

Seriously, check them out then tell me if they sound a little bit like a daily affirmation:

I don't have to be a great basketball player.

I don't have to dribble the ball fast, or throw the ball into the basket.

Because all I have to do is be the best Michael I can be.

Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit, people like me!