Comedy Election 2014 Voter Suppression

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I doubt I need to remind any of our readers, but if you’re reading this and you haven’t voted yet, you should do so at your first opportunity.

If you have already voted, you can watch Jon Stewart clown the Republican party’s closing arguments.

The party that never met a gun purchase restriction they thought was not onerous wants to make sure no one ever walks into a school and unleashes a wanton spray of ballots. [...]

Bear in mind we’re talking about Texas, the deregulation capital of the solar system. The state whose official symbol is the uninspected, exploding chemical plant.

Vote for Us or Get Beheaded While Pooping Blood!