Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Chris Britt)

In other news, records from the CDC show that there have been more than 200,000 excess deaths this year compared to last, suggesting the COVID-19 death toll is actually about 204,000 -- not the current number of 166,000.

Meanwhile, the Trump regime is taking on the scourge of -- checks notes -- efficient shower heads.

Finally, Trump is privately blaming one of his loyal acolytes, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, for the fact that he can't hold rallies.

Trump has been fuming to aides about the coronavirus surge, lately blaming Florida governor Ron DeSantis for the exploding numbers. “He thinks Ron has made it a lot worse,” said a Republican who spoke to Trump about the Sunshine State. According to a campaign adviser, Trump is pushing the campaign to figure out a way for him to hold rallies. The current thinking is to plan them outdoors. On Monday, Trump floated that he might hold his convention acceptance speech at Gettysburg. “Rallies are his jam,” the adviser said. “Trump won’t be happy until he is doing multiple rallies a day.”

DeSantis only did what Trump wanted him to do, of course.

Everyone is eventually humiliated.