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Great Again

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Clay Bennett)

In other news, Politico reports that the intelligence community likely knows what Trump and Putin talked about in Helsinki, even if no one else does, because they intercepted Russian communications about the meeting.

Privately, sources familiar with U.S. intelligence capabilities expressed confidence that the so-called Special Collection Service scooped up not only Putin’s readout of the two-hour meeting, but what the Kremlin’s top spymasters really think about it — and how they’re spinning it to their foreign counterparts.

Meanwhile, Stormy Daniels' lawyer Michael Avenatti is now representing three additional women who say they received hush payments from Trump including one who was pregnant at the time.

There's a legit possibility we're going to find out Trump has secret children (or paid for abortions) and Republicans won't even bat an eye.

Finally, sources who spoke to the Huffington Post say Donald Trump Jr's new girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle was fired by Fox News because she shared personal photos of male genitalia with other network staff. So, I guess we have to ask if she was sharing photos of Don Jr.

I love the smell of Family Values in the morning.

Have a good weekend.

  • Christopher Foxx

    There’s a legit possibility we’re going to find out Trump has secret children (or paid for abortions) and Republicans won’t even bat an eye.

    That Trump has secret children or paid for abortions is the possibility. That Republicans won’t care isn’t a possibility.

    It’s a certainty.

  • Aynwrong

    The only value the Republican party genuinely believes in and practices is resentment. Racial, sexual, economic, cultural…. You name it.

    Musical selection by Moose and Squirrel:
    https://youtu.be/0ArlUSVDQIw

    • Nefercat

      Ah. The official tune for traitor trump’s (hopefully aborted) next campaign?

  • Nefercat

    “… she shared personal photos of male genitalia with other network staff. So, I guess we have to ask if she was sharing photos of Don Jr.”
    ————————
    No, no we don’t. Really. Please God, no. Just no.

    • muselet

      Seconded. *shudders*

      There’s not enough alcohol in the world to make me ask that question.

      –alopecia

    • Ellen Kuhlmann

      agree completely

  • katanahamon

    Prosecutors are saying Cohen should shut up, but, he is performing a valuable service..he’s freaking Rump out. I think it’s worth keeping Rump in a constant state of worry..he doesn’t deserve a moment of peace, no matter how many taxpayer dollars he spends on golf. I don’t know, seems like there will be a breaking point for Rump with all the scandals on top of his incompetence, let’s just hope it’s soon!

    • La Befana

      Any chance the movie Scanners was an instruction manual for dealing with this WH?

    • ninjaf

      My only problem with that is that he has the nuclear codes. And he is a frightened, cornered animal.

      • katanahamon

        I’m thinking they gave him an old Atari game console in a silver briefcase and told him it was the “nuclear football.” Or hoping..