Gun Nuts March to Take Their Country Back From Brown Children

Over 50 open carry activists and other assorted wingnuts marched through Vassar, Michigan to protest the possibility that undocumented children may be housed at a nearby human services facility reports Michigan Live.

That’s right. No children have actually arrived there yet but it’s possible and we must put a stop to it immediately.

The group, led by Michiganders for Immigration Control and Enforcement organizer Tamyra Murray, marched a little more than a mile, from Vassar City Hall to Wolverine Human Services’ Pioneer Work and Learn Center.

Some carried AR-15 rifles and handguns, while others carried Gadsden “Don’t Tread on Me” flags, American flags and Rochester resident Jeff McQueen’s “second American revolution” flags, designed from Betsy Ross’ flag with a Roman Numeral II in the middle.

The leader, Tamyra Murray, reportedly said they’re “not against kids” but they’re marching through the street with AR15s and Gadsden flags to protest the possible arrival of kids. Or something.

Murray said some of the children “belong to gangs and act as drug runners for cartels, and others coming across the border are coughing blood and have suspected tuberculosis.”

It gets better worse.

Murray said she has connections and friends along the Mexican border who are providing her with information on the situation.

Representative Steve King (R-IA) has apparently inspired a whole new movement of secret border control agents who’ve been given access to inside information from their imaginary friends.


(photo: Coty Giannelli/Mlive)