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In other news, the grand jurors who chose to indict Texas Governor Rick Perry are not impressed by his smug derision.

“We were asked to serve, we attended eight sessions over the course of five months, we listened to hours of evidence and we formed opinions, and those opinions were not motivated by politics,” juror Scott Hillman said. “They were simply motivated by our understanding of the facts as applied to the law.” [...]

“I see him laugh at these charges, and I think he’s laughing at the process, and he’s laughing at the grand jurors,” Hillman said. “We took our role very, very seriously.”

Meanwhile, Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-TX) warns us that President Obama won’t destroy ISIS because the Muslim Brotherhood is whispering sweet-nothings in his ear. Or something.

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