Posted by JumpyPants
What will Sean Hannity do as his audience dies off? Don't worry: he's already way ahead of you! He'll run his own internet dating service.
Wait. He ALREADY does that. I kid you not. From the site:
Hannidate - The place where people of like conservative minds can come together to meet. Whether you are looking for a life partner, or just someone to hang out with, here you'll be able to find exactly who you are looking for, locally or around the world. It's fun, interactive, safe and anonymous - until you decide to take it further. It's FREE to join, post your profile and to contact that special someone!
What are you waiting for?
UPDATE: Please add your own listings in the comments below!