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In other news, the Senate is going to vote on legislation to raise the national smoking age from 18 to 21.

Meanwhile, Reuters reports that analysis of Trump's fake NAFTA replacement conducted by the U.S. International Trade Commission will show "little or no U.S. gains."

(Reuters) - U.S. lawmakers and economists are awaiting a key analysis of the economic impacts of the new North American trade deal, expected to be published late on Thursday and to show minimal gains at best for the United States. [...]

The administration is preparing a public relations offensive, as an analysis showing little or no U.S. gains from the changes would be a setback for Trump and give some Democrats an excuse to deny him a major political victory.

Finally, here's some creepy robots who are clearly strong enough to drag you down the street.