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Here Comes the Select Planned Parenthood Committee

Written by SK Ashby

I half-heartedly predicted the next Speaker of the House would create another select committee to investigate Planned Parenthood, but it appears the next Bullshit Committee may be created much earlier than I thought.

Outgoing Speaker John Boehner confirmed that a Select Planned Parenthood Committee was in the works but, according to Huffington Post reporter Jennifer Bendery, House Oversight Committee Chairman Jason Chaffetz says a new select committee will be created as early as next week.

As you know, the Select Benghazi Committee is the current record holder for the longest consecutive session of chicken fucking in our nation's history.

Unless Democrats regain control of the House next Fall, the Select Bullshit Committee on Planned Parenthood could be the next record holder.

House Republicans have already made up their minds about Planned Parenthood and nothing they intentionally don't uncover during committee circle-jerks will change that. They will spend the next year carefully concluding that they've already concluded Planned Parenthood is guilty of crimes to be determined.

Congressional Republicans have already prescribed a punishment for Planned Parenthood and even voted on it, twice, but they will spend an undetermined amount of time on this malevolent inquisition in hopes of retroactively discovering a justification for their punishment.

Between Select Committees on Benghazi, Hillary Clinton's email account, and Planned Parenthood, will House Republicans have time left for anything else?

Hopefully not. Everything they touch turns to shit.