How Many Attacks Since 9/11?

This is really bizarre. According to Michelle Malkin and an anti-Muslim website called TheReligionOfPeace, there have been... 9,995 terrorist attacks since 9/11.

Thousands of Deadly Islamic Terror Attacks Since 9/11

Hmm. I'm confused. I thought President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Rudy, Limbaugh, Hannity and the rest keep saying there have been ZERO attacks since 9/11 because the Bush Republicans are so wicked awesome. Weird.

All that torturing, detaining, invading and wiretapping? Mission accomplished. Did Malkin and TheReligionOfPeace count the domestic jihad attacks as well? You know -- those other, lesser-known terrorist attacks after 9/11: the anthrax attacks and the DC Sniper?