Dylan Matthews reports that Krispy Kreme is having a "Freedom of Choice" free donut day to celebrate the inauguration on Tuesday.
Naturally, this means they want to abort millions of fetuses. The American Life League:
Celebrating his inauguration with "Freedom of Choice" doughnuts – only two days before the anniversary of the Supreme Court decision to decriminalize abortion – is not only extremely tacky, it's disrespectful and insensitive and makes a mockery of a national tragedy.
First Dunkin Donuts and their evildoer scarves, and now this?! My God! Donuts want to kill us all!