It Was Inevitable


You have to give them credit for one thing; they sure know how to yank the money right out of wingnut pockets.

The esteemed cast of the fake-redneck show Duck Dynasty are getting into the firearms business.

Duck Commander, the company featured on the A&E reality show “Duck Dynasty,” has teamed with Mossberg & Sons to launch a line of guns.

The “Duck Commander Series” consists of 12 guns including nine shotguns, two semiautomatic rifles and a semiautomatic pistol. [...]

The Mossberg website also notes that, along with the guns, customers will receive “an American Flag bandana” like the one worn by Robertson’s son, Willie, on the show.

Holy smoke! A camouflage gun made in honor of racist homophobes AND an American flag bandana! Call now and we’ll double your order for twice the price. Suckers.