Stupid Party

It’s On The Internet, It Must Be True

SK Ashby
Written by SK Ashby

The Trump campaign and his surrogates are running with the idea that Hillary Clinton is somehow brain damaged or suffers from a neurological disorder as evidenced by... basically nothing.

Unlike Trump, Clinton has actually released her medical records, but that obviously isn't going to stop the Breitbart Campaign from promoting the smear.

Senior Trump surrogate and Mister 9/11 himself Rudy Giuliani appeared on CNN yesterday where he said it must be true because it's on the internet.

Reminded that Clinton’s doctors have noted that these claims are not factual, Giuliani responded that the host should instead check out conspiracy videos posted on the internet. “Go online and put down ‘Hillary Clinton illness’ and take a look at the videos yourself.

Did you know Rudy once fucked a pig? I have no evidence to support that claim, but I read it on the internet so it must be true.

People, such as myself, also say Rudy is a foaming at the mouth racist and conspiracy theorist, but there's actually plenty of empirical evidence to support that.

All jokes aside, can you imagine what they would say if Franklin D. Roosevelt ran for president today?

"He's in a wheelchair! How can he possibly defeat the Nazis?"