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Jindal: No-Go Zones Are a “Very Serious Particular Threat”


The rest of the world may have realized that so-called Muslim “no-go zones” are not a real thing that exists, and Fox News may have even apologized for promoting the idea, but Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal will carry on the fight whether they’re real or not.

Town Crier Jindal joined Tony Perkins on the Washington Watch radio show this week and warned the Family Research Council president that the non-existent but nonetheless “very serious and particular threat” will start showing up in America if we’re not careful.

JINDAL: “If we’re not careful the same no-go zones you’re seeing now in Europe will come to America.

What is not acceptable and what you’ve seen in Europe and this is a very serious particular threat, you’ve got those that do want to try to impose a form of sharia law. And sharia law is antithetical, mutually exclusive of freedom, in treating women as first-class citizens, it is antithetical to the values we hold dear. And you see, third, fourth generation immigrants in the U.K., France, in other places in Europe that don’t consider themselves part of those societies and that’s very dangerous.”

You can do your part to ensure that this phantom threat does not show up in your neighborhood by making a donation to Bobby Jindal’s political action committee, the Family Research Council, or the next iteration of The Response. Hopefully you’ll donate to all three.

Together, through grandiose speeches and desperate prayer, we can prohibit this ethereal threat from harming America. Amen.