I'm watching MSNBC and they're airing a press conference with this Joe guy -- while the Dow is dropping to -100. Smart.
A few things we know about Mr. The Plumber.
_He's not registered to vote. So why does anyone care about this guy? He's not going to vote for McCain -- or anyone for that matter. He hasn't even bothered to register. But wow -- he sure does gripe a lot for someone who doesn't participate in the democratic process.
_He hates Social Security. Hear that, Florida?
_And if this guy plans to show more than a $250,000 profit on his tax returns, he's not managing his business books very well. As a small business owner, he's begging for more taxes.
UPDATE: It turns out that Mr. The Plumber is, in fact, registered to vote. The voter rolls have his name misspelled. Shocker -- he's a registered Republican.