In other news, Iowa Republican senate candidate Joni Ernst says she’s prepared to use her pistol against the government if it comes to that. Ernst is running for office to become a member of the government.
Meanwhile, South Carolina congressional nominee Anthony Culler (R) is prepared to use his finger pistol against gay gremlins. Or something.
America runs on Dunkin Donuts guns.
Programming note… cutting things off early today because of early dinner plans.