Let Them Eat (Chocolate) Cake

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Rob Rogers)

In other news, Fox News co-president Bill Shine has resigned from his position. Shine has been implicated in so many things there will be much more to come on this.

Meanwhile, fascist cosplayer Sebastian Gorka is expected to leave the White House in the coming days.

Finally, the loyalist dipshits appointed by Trump to monitor federal agencies are reassigned because they pissed everyone off.

According to several sources, their meddling quickly began to irritate high-powered officials accustomed to running their own shops -- including Defense Secretary James Mattis and Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly, both former generals; Treasury Secretary Steven Mnuchin, a successful financier; and Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao, who’s been a Cabinet secretary before.

Mnuchin assigned his minder to the Treasury basement, according to senior officials at the Treasury Department. Meanwhile, administration sources said Mattis blew up when his White House-assigned senior adviser insisted on reviewing one of his briefings. And EPA administrator Scott Pruitt’s senior leadership team repeatedly clashed with its uninvited guest, Don Benton, and iced him out of meetings, according to people close to EPA officials.

Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and move your desk to storage room B.

  • ninjaf

    Who could have known that tattle tailing ass kissers would be an unwanted addition to serious people?

  • Aynwrong

    I asked the other day if Fox News was starting to remind anyone else of the Church of Scientology in it’s cult like behavior and pattern of harassment. I’m thinking now that a Going Clear type of documentary is called for. The heads of Fox have obviously been just as ruthless and maybe just as destructive. If Gabe Sherman and Alex Gibney were to collaborate on such an effort the results could be fascinating.