Life Sentence

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Steve Greenberg)

In other news, Trump's signature modeling agency is reportedly shutting down after 18 years of business.

Since Trump's election, models and staff members have been fleeing his agency. Industry sources told Mother Jones last week that this was a direct result of Trump's divisive politics, which have made his brand toxic in the modeling world.

Meanwhile, the White House is apparently struggling to pull off the annual Easter egg roll. They even had the nerve to ask PBS for help after calling for the elimination of PBS.

Finally, United Airlines lost nearly $1 billion in value this morning before recovering after CEO Oscar Munoz removed his head from his ass.

I was going to post music tonight, but then Sean Spicer gave me a severe sinus headache by denying the Holocaust.

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