Life Sentence

JM Ashby
Written by JM Ashby

(Cartoonist - Steve Greenberg)

In other news, Trump's signature modeling agency is reportedly shutting down after 18 years of business.

Since Trump's election, models and staff members have been fleeing his agency. Industry sources told Mother Jones last week that this was a direct result of Trump's divisive politics, which have made his brand toxic in the modeling world.

Meanwhile, the White House is apparently struggling to pull off the annual Easter egg roll. They even had the nerve to ask PBS for help after calling for the elimination of PBS.

Finally, United Airlines lost nearly $1 billion in value this morning before recovering after CEO Oscar Munoz removed his head from his ass.

I was going to post music tonight, but then Sean Spicer gave me a severe sinus headache by denying the Holocaust.

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  • Michael B. Conway

    Trump will skip the Easter Egg Roll because he does’t like Chinese food.

  • Did anyone else get really depressed when Gorsuch was confirmed? The thought that my children, particularly my gay daughter, will have to live the majority of their lives under a conservative dominated SCOTUS makes me physically ill.

    • ninjaf

      I am sorry for your daughter. Hopefully, we are in the awakening that will bring about the end of the rule of the Boomers and we can move on to Gen X and Millennials running the show.

    • Georgie

      I’m sorry too, everyone deserves to love who they want and to have a life together. And together we can all make a difference.

  • Nefercat

    I read that PBS was going to send just one Sesame Street character. I hope it’s Oscar the Grouch.

    • I just had this picture of Oscar the Grouch going off on Herr Hair and the Gropenfuhrer losing his temper and trying to strangle Oscar.

  • Aynwrong

    How’d ya like to be a fashion model who had to put anything related to Donald Trump on a résumé?

    • I imagine I’d hope really, really hard that would elicit sympathy, but you can never count on that.