Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
In other news, Speaker of the House John Boehner is standing by Majority Whip Steve Scalise who attended a white supremacist rally in 2002.
No word on what this means for GOP minority outreach.
Meanwhile, actor and comedian Bill Cosby has reportedly hired private investigators whose missions is to discredit the two dozen women who’ve accused him of rape and sexual assault.
Tomorrow is New Year’s Eve. Do you have any plans? I’m going to the bar.