Here's a candidate for tonight's Membrane on Countdown. Tucker Bounds responding to a question about whether Alaska’s Clear and Equitable Share (ACES) program of spreading the oil wealth is, in fact, socialism:
BOUNDS: No, in Alaska its a unique state because all the residents there have a unique share of the natural resources, that the oil companies come in and use, so therefore they share the revenues of the resources. … Its absurd to equate sharing the oil resources that all of these Alaskans have an ownership stake in [Collective ownership! -Bob] , and trying to negotiate a deal with the oil companies that use those resources that —
Oh Tucker. You geek.