Mysterious Ways

The Cain campaign has apparently just picked up another endorsement from the big man in the sky himself -- God.

Former Godfather's Pizza CEO Herman Cain says that God told him to run for president, National Journal reports.

"I prayed and prayed and prayed," Cain told about 100 members of the Georgia Young Republicans in Atlanta on Saturday. "I'm a man of faith, I had to do a lot of praying for this one, more praying than I'd ever done before in my life. And when I finally realized that it was God saying that this is what I needed to do, I was like Moses. 'You've got the wrong man, Lord. Are you sure?'"

I thought God told Michele Bachmann to run? Didn't Rick Perry recently pick up God's endorsement after Bachmann was revealed to be unequivocally batshit?

Is God "playing the field" so that he has an "in" into the eventual winner's inner circle?

Hopefully he won't tell them to invade another country as he did with George Bush.