Senator Barack Obama

Newsweek Poll: Stupid White People

Regardless of the fact that America is literally on life support due to Bush Republican policies and Reaganomics, Senator McBush is somehow tied with Senator Obama in the latest Newsweek poll. 46-46.

Senator McBush leads among white people. 52-40.

And to round out the "stupids" theme of this post... 11 percent believe that Senator Obama is a Muslim (HE'S NOT!).

Yep. I'm getting the monorail brochures ready. West Virginia and Kentucky -- here I come!