Night of the Living Ted

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Rob Rogers)

In other news, RNC officials reportedly approached CNBC in the middle of Wednesday night's primary debate and complained because Jeb! wasn't receiving enough speaking time.

In the middle of the CNBC-hosted GOP debate on Wednesday, RNC chief strategist and spokesman Sean Spicer and chief of staff Katie Walsh approached CNBC officials. According to a source familiar with the encounter, the two had a complaint: Jeb Bush wasn’t getting enough questions.

The RNC has canceled a February debate hosted by NBC and Telemundo because of liberal media bias. Or something.

Meanwhile, the Jeb! campaign's chief operating officer is leaving the team. The wheels are coming off the bus.

And finally, the House will attempt to pass a long-term highway funding bill, again. 5th time is a charm? Second verse same as the first?

It's Friday, tomorrow is Halloween, and I'm all out of fucks to give. Everyone should go have a coke and smile. With bourbon.

One more thing -- The Onion slayed me with this today.