In other news, Mississippi Governor Phil Bryant and local officials are asking the Trump regime for help in the aftermath of a Tornado outbreak, but Trump's FEMA is nowhere to be found. Heckuva job!
Meanwhile, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker wants to force people with children to work at least 80 hours to qualify for food stamps. The Trump regime will undoubtedly approve this.
Let's take a moment to reflect on the absurdity of someone who works 80 hours and still qualifies for food stamps. That's minimum wage in America which, as you know, Scott Walker considers to be a "living wage."
Finally, Trump signed an executive order today to revive the Keystone XL pipeline extension but, as you might know, that's actually a Canadian pipeline that would carry Canadian oil. Canada formally abandoned their end of the project so Trump's order may or may not result in the pipeline being built. Trump's other order to build the Dakota Access pipeline in North Dakota has a much higher chance of happening.
In any event, everything is terrible. Sweet dreams.
Here's the insult comic dog at the inauguration.
"Right now, millions of Americans are peeing in their pants. Ironically, this only serves to strengthen Trump's erection."