The federal government has spoken: The nation's school cafeterias will have to hold the fries, serve up more fruits, vegetables and whole grains and cut sodium.
And that's just the start of the changes in the first major nutritional overhaul of school meals in 15 years.
The new guidelines are based on 2009 recommendations by the Institute of Medicine, the health arm of the National Academy of Sciences.
Fruits, vegetables and whole grains. Hitler commie food. The president is attacking your kids -- with nutritious food!