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Nobody Likes Atlas Shrugged

Did you know there's a movie version of Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged?

No? Well, you're not alone. The first part of a trilogy (!!!) based on Ayn Rand's libertarian bible was released in limited theaters on Friday and it currently has an 8 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes. That's really awful.

Some choice critic reviews:

Ayn Rand's monumental 1,168-page, 1957 novel gets the low-budget, no-talent treatment and sits there flapping on screen like a bludgeoned seal.

Sitting through this picture is like watching early rehearsals of a stage play that's clearly doomed.

This comically tasteless and flavorless adaptation of Ayn Rand's bombastic magnum opus delivers her simplistic nostrums with smug self-satisfaction.

However controversial, Rand's ideas deserve better than this watered-down, uninspired bilge.

Even the staunchest Objectivists will object to a final product that is, for all intents and purposes, little more than this decade's "Battlefield Earth," albeit with fewer Dutch angles and somewhat neater facial hair.

In other words: Shit Sandwich.

By the way, anyone truly "going Galt" would never pay to see a movie in the first place because it contributes to the economy. Good idea for a movie. Oh, and they're making two more parts!

(via John Cole)