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The Shining City
Chris Christie deploys troopers to Baltimore, Bud Light goes full-on rapey, and the NFL is no...
Former Libertarian Hero Rand Paul Has Sympathy for State Enforcers
Rand son of Ron is concerned about the "plight" of above-the-law officers.
Rubio Signs Pledge to Promote Dysfunction, Deficits
Rubio signs the anti-tax pledge.
The Profound Unfairness of the Baltimore Riots
There's something grossly, profoundly unfair happening in Baltimore and across the country tonight.
Minimum Greed
Jeb Bush hates Planned Parenthood, Rand Paul loves drones, and Brian Kilmeade derps.
James Inhofe is Both For And Against the Existence of Climate Change
Climate change is clearly a liberal hoax, but it may have its uses.
The “Restrain Steve King from Legislating Act”
Mock bill would stop King from overstepping his "constitutionally nonexistent" judicial authority.
Report: Only 3 Senators in 3 Years Have Asked to View the “Secret” Trade Deal
Critics blast the TPP for being secretive, but most of them haven't take time to read it.
Big Government: Maine GOP Tells People What to Eat
Under a new bill, you would not be able to make a bologna sandwich.