Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Chan Lowe)

In other news, the New York Times reports that Deutsche Bank agreed to do business with Trump when no American banks would because Trump misrepresented his wealth, among other things.

Meanwhile, former Speaker Paul Ryan is now a Fox News board member following the sale of the company's entertainment assets to Disney. Of course he is.

Finally, Reveal reports that the Office of Refugee Resettlement has been holding unaccompanied migrant children in secret shelters that haven't previously been disclosed by the government.

The Office of Refugee Resettlement, the government agency that cares for unaccompanied minors, has never made the shelters’ existence public or even disclosed them to the minors’ own attorneys in a landmark class-action case.

It remains unclear how many total sites are under operation, but there are at least five in Arkansas, Florida, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Virginia, holding at least 16 boys and girls for the refugee agency, some as young as 9 years old.

Programming note... I'm going take an extended break through the next week, and I'll level with you all -- I took some time away when my mother died in January because I had run out of fucks to give and I needed to replenish them. And I was fine for a time, but over the past week I've regressed into a place where I just don't care, again, and I believe in affects my writing. So, I'm going to take a week and recover so I can actually write something that is worth reading. I plan to be back here on Monday, April 1st.