That he’s a deep thinking libertarian philosopher and scholar who is steeped in Constitutional law and will protect my libertyfreedoms…

Okay! Okay! I give up. I don’t what they were thinking either. They could have elected a literal aqua-Buddha and received better representation than this.

The Kentucky lawmaker’s push to normalize U.S.-Russia relations comes a month after he traveled to Moscow and met with Russian lawmakers. During that trip, he invited members of Russia’s legislature to visit the U.S. But many of them are subject to U.S. sanctions and are therefore unable to travel to the United States.

Either Rand Paul—famously, an eccentric, self-accredited ophthalmologist—is the worst undercover cop in history (“Hey, Fat Tony! Come get into this Ford Police Interceptor with extra lights behind the grille and surrounded by black Suburbans. No, no, get in the back, I’ll chauffeur you. Hey, where are you going?”) or he just doesn’t understand what sanctions are. One or another of the Russian security agencies may know something embarrassing about him, but that doesn’t explain this little bit of boneheadedness.

Kentuckians, what were you thinking, electing this mook?

–alopecia

True, but it wouldn’t be nearly as funny.

–alopecia

“…the Senator from Kentucky is now working for Vladimir Putin.”

~ Senator John McCain

https://youtu.be/rc3flN17_fw