Christie eyes talk radio, Trump eats steak like a child, and the German carnival spoofs Trump. Plus...
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This Won’t End Well
The Border Patrol considers lowering recruitment standards.
WH: Too Early to Judge Shooter Who Yelled “Get Out of My Country”
Spicer says we can't judge a man who explicitly stated his motives.
Is ICE Staffed by Sadistic Racists?
ICE agents say their jobs are "fun" now.
Opportunities
The GOP's Obamacare shitfest leaks, the NYPD links hate crimes to Trump, and temperatures set a 100...
Police Chief: ICE Lied to Me
Local chiefs say arresting immigrants wasn't their idea.
EU Officials Don’t Know What Trump’s Real Position is, if He Even Has One
The Trump regime sends mixed signals.
Report: WH Pressures Intelligence Community to Support the Muslim Ban [Update]
The White House pressures intelligence to cook the books.
Huddled Masses
Trump makes shit up, a racist shot the wrong people, and Arizona Republicans aren't fans of the 1st...
Pro-Gun Nutcase Louie Gohmert is Afraid of Guns
Gohmert believes guns should be carried everywhere except his town halls.
John Boehner Speaks
And he has bad news for Republicans.
Shocker: Mexico Doesn’t Approve of Trump’s Absurd Deportation Plan
No surprises here, but what on earth is Tillerson doing?
Don’t Worry, Paul LePage is Still a Moron
LePage wants to make public lands "great again" by destroying them.
No Town Hall
McAuliffe protects Planned Parenthood, Melania Trump amends her lawsuit, and Trent Franks has gone...
Study: Trump’s Mass Deportation Plan Could Cost $5 Trillion
The average cost to the economy could be $500 billion per year.
Republicans Object to Another Element of the Fantasy Obamacare Replacement
Paul Ryan's plans to pay for his bullshit replacement are crumbling.
Oversight Chairman Jason Chaffetz Becomes Ridiculous Self-Parody
Chaffetz wants to investigate a Twitter account, but not Trump's.
Judge Rules Against Texas in Planned Parenthood Case
Judge Sparks says Texas defunded the organization "without cause."
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Pruitt talks states' rights, teen suicide attempts drop, and the Euro-zone economy soars. Plus...
North Carolina Withdraws From Voting Rights Case
Paul Clement's services are no longer needed.