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Governor Paul LePage Has More Thoughts on Executing “Smoothie and D-Money”
Maine Governor Paul LePage tells gun owners to "load up" and take out the drug dealers.
The Disestablishment
Tennessee lawmakers are creepsters, a Georgia lawmaker says his opponents are just like ISIS, and...
Michigan Gave State Employees Clean Water a Year Ago
State officials knew the water wasn't safe so they delivered water coolers.
Michael Schiavo Shreds the Jeb! Campaign For Using His Wife
Right to Rise uses Schiavo in a pro-life campaign ad.
ODS: Most Americans Support Obama’s Immigration Policy If You Don’t Use His Name
Most Americans support the president's policy if you don't tell them it's his policy.
Nancy Pelosi Has More or Less Invalidated Bernie Sanders’ Entire Platform
Nancy Pelosi says there's no way Democrats will raise taxes on the middle class.
The Idiot Wing
Authorities set up roadblocks in Oregon, militiamen call for martyrdom, and a hate radio host warns...
Congressional Democrats Introduce Bill to Repeal Gun Industry Immunity
Congressional Democrats want to repeal the Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act (PLCAA).
Kentucky Ordered to Subsidize the Dinosaur Jesus Park
A Bush-appointed judge says Kentucky must reinstate tax subsidies.
Birther Sheriff Endorses Birther Frontrunner
Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio has officially endorsed Donald Trump.
Does Carly Fiorina Know What a “Fact” Is? Apparently not.
Carly Fiorina denies the existence of empirical reality.
Humble Vessel
Planned Parenthood critics are indicted, Cruz will give you water if you oppose abortion, and...
Report: Flint Didn’t Save Money With Poisoned Water
The Detroit Water and Sewerage Department offered to give Flint a bigger discount.
Governor LePage Wants Public Executions for the Black Drug Dealers Who Impregnate White Girls
Paul LePage has some more terrible thoughts he'd like to share with us.
Conspiracy Theory
Here's Louie Gohmert's latest brain-buster.
Tennessee Republicans Consider Invalidating All Marriage to Stop Gay Marriage
Tennessee Republicans back a lawsuit that seeks to invalidate all marriages.
Donald Trump is Still the Commanding Frontrunner
Trump's national support among GOP voters is nearing 50 percent.
Unstoppable
Snyder hires spin doctors, the Supreme Court rules against an abortion ban, and the Benghazi...
The Snyder Administration Will Investigate and Defend Itself. How Does That Work?
Michigan AG Bill Schuette swears the process will be ethical.