Not-a-scientist Rick Santorum tells scientist Pope Francis to keep his thoughts to himself.
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Sanity Break: The Colbeard
Stephen Colbert is back. Sort of.
Extraordinary Ignoramus Scott Walker Says Rape Stops Being a Concern After a While
Scott Walker says something idiotic nearly every time he opens his mouth.
Worst Persons in the World
A school district in the wealthiest nation in the world fires an employee for feeding children.
House Republicans Want to Defund the State Department Over Benghazi Emails
The department can't keep up with information requests and the House GOP calls for cutting their...
The Experts
The Senate passes an NSA reform bill, ending a lot of hype over a lot of nothing.
Who Would Jesus Creep On? Huckabee Talks Showers With High School Girls
Josh Duggar defender Mike Huckabee also thinks about young girls from time to time.
Anti-Government Swindlers Swindled by State Rep.
Utah state Rep. Ken Ivory (R) has been lying to local governments and pocketing their cash.
Congress Will Block The Closure of Gitmo. Again.
House Republicans will begin debate today on a bill that would prohibit the closure of Gitmo.
The Science Committee
Ted Cruz says historic flooding is not the right time to talk about flooding, and Fox News host...
What Could Go Wrong?
Teachers at Garden Valley Elementary School may be asked to repel an invasion.
“Are We Going to Fix This Turd or Not?”
Lawmakers in Kansas debated the finer points of what a jackass Sam Brownback is until 2 a.m.
Lindsey Graham is Running for President Because They Hate Us For Our Freedom
Lindsey Graham is here to crush evil and Rand Paul.
Sarah Palin Re-Emerges with a Seemingly Drunken Facebook Rant About Martin O’Malley and the “Democrat Party”
Holy hell, Ms. Palin, what did the English language ever do to you to deserve this punishment?
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Distended Vagina: Chez's New Music Countdown for May; Bob's Brush with Death; Colonel Sanders is...
Reasonable Thinking
The Kansas legislature still has no idea how it will fill a budget hole, the Worst Persons toss a...
Creepy Robot of the Day
If robots can leap over obstacles, what's to stop them from leaping into your living room?
What if You Disavowed Common Core and No One Cared?
Chris Christie calls for abandoning Common Core, but the state Department of Education has no plans...
Bobby Jindal Begs Nation to Take Him Seriously
Bobby Jindal boasts that he's the only candidate with a detailed plan for destroying the nation.
Beefcake Rand Shoots Liberty From His Eye-Sockets in PAC ad
Beefcake Rand is here to kick ass and chew gum, and he's all out of gum.