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Walker vs. Walker
Scott Walker once lobbied for a pathway to citizenship.
Animal Control
The war on women is still with us.
Colorado GOP Votes to Defund Program That Reduces Abortions
This program reduced abortions by 35 percent, but GOP critics say every IUD is an abortion.
Rand Paul Will Investigate the Coming Military Coup
Rand says he'll "look at" a possible plot to take over Texas.
Here’s a Brilliant Idea
Ben Carson spoke about the NRA and the Second Amendment. You can guess what happened next.
Vote on Off-The-Books Defense Spending Delayed
An amendment that would make the bill less terrible was too much of a threat.
In Defense of “Baltimore Mom” Toya Graham
Until we've walked a mile in Ms. Graham's shoes, and until we've faced down the same crisis, it's...
Wedding Crashers
David Wildstein may plead guilty, and Oklahoma's lethal injection "expert" is anything but.
Rand Paul Introduces Resolution to Block Net Neutrality
Rand Paul doesn't want to see monopolies destroyed by an open internet.
House Armed Services Committee Poisons the NDAA
House Republicans insert another poison pill into the NDAA.
House GOP Want to Have Cake and Eat it Too, President Obama Vetoes Cake
Congressional Republicans want to increase defense spending without directly increasing defense...
Texas Governor Abbott Has a Conspiracy Theory
Greg Abbott orders the Guard to keep an eye out.
The Shining City
Chris Christie deploys troopers to Baltimore, Bud Light goes full-on rapey, and the NFL is no...
Former Libertarian Hero Rand Paul Has Sympathy for State Enforcers
Rand son of Ron is concerned about the "plight" of above-the-law officers.
Rubio Signs Pledge to Promote Dysfunction, Deficits
Rubio signs the anti-tax pledge.
The Profound Unfairness of the Baltimore Riots
There's something grossly, profoundly unfair happening in Baltimore and across the country tonight.
Minimum Greed
Jeb Bush hates Planned Parenthood, Rand Paul loves drones, and Brian Kilmeade derps.
James Inhofe is Both For And Against the Existence of Climate Change
Climate change is clearly a liberal hoax, but it may have its uses.
The “Restrain Steve King from Legislating Act”
Mock bill would stop King from overstepping his "constitutionally nonexistent" judicial authority.