Government Shutdown Open Thread Torture

Pain and Humiliation


Artist – Joel Pett

In other news, the Omnibus spending bill that would prevent a government shutdown might be falling apart due to the fact that it’s terrible. We could see a temporary resolution passed tomorrow that will continue current law until after the new year.

Meanwhile, the infamous Noah’s Ark theme park in Northern Kentucky will not receive a tax subsidy because it would violate the separation of church and state. Park organizers originally claimed their park would be open to everyone, but it was later revealed that the park would only employ true believers to sell cotton candy just as Raptor Jesus intended.