In other news, the Dutch government says it will create an international abortion fund to compensate for our child president's actions.
Meanwhile, Trump is being sued again, this time by a contractor who was stiffed out of $2 million for work his company did at Trump's shitty DC hotel.
Stop working for Trump.
Finally, the Nebraska lawmaker who said the women's march participants were too ugly to rape has resigned. It was probably the state-sponsored cybersex that got him.
Sorry, I still don't feel like listening to anything so no music tonight.
— Vicente Fox Quesada (@VicenteFoxQue) January 25, 2017