Party Policy

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Tim Eagan)

In other news, birthers are now questioning whether Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, Bobby Jindal, and Rick Santorum are eligible to run for president. They're eating their own.

Meanwhile, the list of states that have investigated and cleared Planned Parenthood of wrongdoing now includes Georgia, Indiana, Massachusetts, and South Dakota. Investigations in Arizona, Kansas, Louisiana, Missouri, Ohio, Tennessee and Texas are pending.

None of the investigations will find anything.