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Pat Robertson admits crush on Hugo Chavez

So Pat Robertson wants to clear things up. See, he didn't really mean he wanted to MURDER Venezualan President Hugo Chavez. No! Where would we get that idea?! The billionaire Anti-Christian cleared things up for CNN:

"I didn't say 'assassination.' I said our special forces should 'take him out.' And 'take him out' can be a number of things, including kidnapping; there are a number of ways to take out a dictator from power besides killing him. I was misinterpreted by the AP [Associated Press], but that happens all the time."

Where I come from, "take him out" means one thing: date him. Is Pat finally bursting the bonds of his closet door?

Well, no. Because, in fact, Pat didn't JUST SAY "Take him out." He also said, on the same 700 Club broadcast:

"If he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think we really ought to go ahead and do it."

Pretty clear. Kill Hugo Chavez. Kill a democratically elected leader of a sovreign nation because you don't like his policies. Sounds like the kind of thing Osama Bin Laden would do, doesn't it?

The Anti-Christian White House and Anti-Christian President Bush continue to have no comment.

Give Pat a call at (757) 226-7000 and ask him to explain why he's so against Jesus.