Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Clay Bennett)

In other news, Pete Buttigieg has been confirmed as the secretary of transportation. He is the first openly gay cabinet member ever confirmed by the Senate.

Meanwhile, Senate Democrats have introduced the budget resolution that will serve as the vehicle for passing a $1.9 trillion coronavirus aid package through reconciliation.

Finally, a Russian kangaroo court has sentenced opposition leader Alexei Navalny to over 2 years in prison for violating his parole by leaving the country for treatment when Putin poisoned him. Navalny let loose in the courtroom:

"Murder is the only way [Putin] knows how to fight. He'll go down in history as nothing but a poisoner. We all remember Alexander the Liberator and Yaroslav the Wise. Well, now we'll have Vladimir the Underpants Poisoner," Navalny continued, referring to the fact that he may have been exposed to the nerve agent through his underpants.

Vladimir the Underpants Poisoner