Comedy Poll

Poll: Kentucky Voters Prefer the Colonel Over the Turtle

Written by SK Ashby

They have only themselves to blame for electing him, of course, but Public Policy Polling surveyed Kentuckians and found that a plurality of residents have a very different idea about who should represent the state in Congress.

In spite of KFC's weak poll numbers Colonel Sanders remains a beloved figure, with 71% of voters seeing him favorably to only 8% with an unfavorable view. In fact they even think Colonel Sanders could be part of the solution to the problems in Washington- by a 47/27 spread voters in the state say they think Colonel Sanders would make for a better US Senator than Mitch McConnell.

Unfortunately for them, they are no better represented in the Senate by Rand son of Ron.

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