Sarah Palin

Position Flexible!

Tell me if you can make heads or tails of this:

BLITZER: Does that mean you want to come up with a new Sarah Palin initiative that you want to release right now.

PALIN: Gah! Nothing specific right now. Sitting here in these chairs that I’m going to be proposing but in working with these governors who again on the front lines are forced to and it’s our privileged obligation to find solutions to the challenges facing our own states every day being held accountable, not being just one of many just casting votes or voting present every once in a while, we don’t get away with that. We have to balance budgets and we’re dealing with multibillion dollar budgets and tens of thousands of employees in our organizations.

Lord? It's Bob again. I know. I'm not religious. But I beg of you, let Sarah Palin continue to talk to the press. And please let her continue to be this ridiculous. Seriously, do you have any idea what "sitting here in these chairs that I’m going to be proposing but in working" means? Anyhoo, if it's not too much to ask, let her run for president in 2012. Starting now. I promise I'll try not to swear so much. Amen.