Sarah Palin

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Next month she addresses a Washington gathering of prominent conservatives. She's going ahead with a book. Her Facebook page has 410,000 friends. She wants to influence policy knowing the nation must turn to Alaska as its energy resource. She's planning to be president.

Tip for the Governor Palin: don't bother looking up the job description of the President of the United States. People will ask, but I'm sure you can wing it.

Bwa-haha.