Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Steve Sack)

In other news, Representative Tom McClintock (R-CA) has resigned from the House Freedom Caucus because they're just a bit too batshit insane for him. I guess he doesn't love freedumb as much as they do.

Meanwhile, the Texas teen arrested for building a clock has been offered a scholarship to Space Camp.

And finally, some Kansas Republicans are opening up to the idea of expanding Medicaid now that hospitals in their own districts are closing. I'll give you one guess what Governor Brownback will say.

There's another GOP primary debate tonight. I'd recommend a good drinking game, but I don't want you to kill yourself.