Wingnuts

'Prepare Ye the Way of Palin'

Ken Layne at Wonkette has a classic review of Saturday's Beck-Palin 9/11 Festish-Con. Here's a sample:

It was a classic case of bait and switch. The Palin/Beck NineEleven™ Porno Deathfest was a LIE. They promised masturbatory delights beyond the wildest dreams of even the most ardent exurban WTC pr0n junkie. Instead, the close to 4,000 attendees were served up something far more profitable in the long term to Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin: a Messiah myth.
This white, aged crowd thirsting for the Word was treated to the sights and sounds of Glenn the Baptist appearing in Alaska and singing out “Prepare Ye the Way of the Palin” — just like in the revised Mormon Jesus version of Godspell.

Seriously, how soon until Beck is pretending to heal people and draw out demons with his bare hands? He's figuratively doing that already, but for real, I mean. Actual bogus faith healing.