Private Poison

Written by SK Ashby

(Cartoonist - Nick Anderson)

In other news, just one person -- 1 -- has tested positive for drugs under Maine Governor Paul LePage's drug testing for welfare recipients program.

Meanwhile, Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz has signed a pledge that goes beyond abortion to banning some forms of birth control because, according to the pledge, life begins at the zygote.

And finally, Donald Trump took a big crap on Rand Paul yesterday evening.

Recently, Rand Paul called me and asked me to play golf. I easily beat him on the golf course and will even more easily beat him now, in the world in the politics.

Senator Paul does not mention that after trouncing him in golf I made a significant donation to the eye center with which he is affiliated.

I feel sorry for the great people of Kentucky who are being used as a back up to Senator Paul’s hopeless attempt to become President of the United States--- weak on the military, Israel, the Vets and many other issues. Senator Paul has no chance of wining the nomination and the people of Kentucky should not allow him the privilege of remaining their Senator. Rand should save his lobbyist’s and special interest money and just go quietly home.

Rand’s campaign is a total mess, and as a matter of fact, I didn’t know he had anybody left in his campaign to make commercials who are not currently under indictment!

That's gonna leave a mark.