President Obama

Everything is Terrible

At least, if you're President Obama and you do ordinary presidential things, you're screwed. Why? Because all of those presidential things are BAD!

Use a teleprompter like every modern president ever? BAD!

Take your jacket off in the Oval Office? BAD!

And now, travel aboard Air Force One? BAD! BAD! BAD!

We now live in a nation where torture is debatable. But using a prompter and flying Air Force One are high crimes.