President Obama

Everything is Terrible

Written by Bob Cesca

At least, if you're President Obama and you do ordinary presidential things, you're screwed. Why? Because all of those presidential things are BAD!

Use a teleprompter like every modern president ever? BAD!

Take your jacket off in the Oval Office? BAD!

And now, travel aboard Air Force One? BAD! BAD! BAD!

We now live in a nation where torture is debatable. But using a prompter and flying Air Force One are high crimes.