"President Obama could nominate the guy on the Quaker Oats box and Glenn Beck would find a way to connect him to Trotsky on his blackboard ("you know who else liked oatmeal!?")." Ezra Klein
Beck's theories are so yanked from his prolapsed anus that no matter who the president nominates, Beck would still connect the actual nominee with the Quaker Oats guy and thus, somehow, Trotsky.